Top 10 things to do at Walmart

Get 24 boxes of c0nd0ms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3″ in housewares…and see what happens.
Move a “CAUTION – WET FLOOR” sign to a carpeted area.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”
While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”
Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!”