To do list

- make vanilla pudding. put in mayo jar. eat in public.
- hire two private investigators. get them to follow each other.
- wear a shirt that says “life”. hand out lemons on street corner.
- get into a crowded elevator and say “i bet you’re all wondering why i gathered you here today”
- major in philosophy. ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
- run into a store. ask what year it is. when someone answers, yell “it worked!” and run out cheering.
- become a doctor. change last name to Acula.
- buy a parrot. teach the parrot to say “Help! i’ve been turned into a parrot”
- follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.