Murphy’s Laws for Moms
1. If you wear black, they will have a runny nose.
2. If you wear white, they will have muddy hands.
3. If you change their diaper, they will immediately poop in the new one.
4. If you mop the floor, they will spill something.
5. If you put on clean socks, you will immediately step in whatever was spilled.
6. If it is perfect, they will fix that for you
7. If you say it, they will repeat it.
8. If it’s important, they will forget it.
9. If you are tired, they will not be.
10. If you love them, you will see the beauty in it all.