If the Disney Princesses had Facebook accounts:
Cinderella: You can’t hurry love! Wait and you’ll find your Prince Charming!

Snow White: Can’t hurry love? Didn’t you marry a man you met the day before? #Hypocrite

Cinderella: Weren’t you asleep through half of your movie? Just like the audience.

Sleeping Beauty: What’s wrong with that??

Nala: All of you rushed into marriages. At least I knew my man since childhood.

Tiana: That’s easy when you two have the same father.

Mulan: YAAAAASSS! Read that h0e!