How to invest during the financial crisis

If you would have invested $1,000  one year ago in:

Delta air lines, you would have $49.00 today.

AIG, you would have $33.00 today.

Lehman Brothers,  you would have $0.00 today.

But if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, Drank it and then turned in the Aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have $214 today.

Therefore, the best investment plan is to drink heavily and then recycle. It’s called the 401 KEG.