How to invest during the financial crisis
If you would have invested $1,000 one year ago in:
Delta air lines, you would have $49.00 today.
AIG, you would have $33.00 today.
Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today.
But if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, Drank it and then turned in the Aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have $214 today.
Therefore, the best investment plan is to drink heavily and then recycle. It’s called the 401 KEG.